It;s stupid o'clock and I'm writing my first wittering for a long time but i can't do it in facebook posts anymore. there is too much to write about. the horrible granny who looks like the inside of a freshly roasted chicken and makes everyone sit inside every bar she goes to , hence Granny Sunblock, the simpering twat queen who sits and gazes lovingly at me every night, the fat turd, and the other elephant in the room; and the new queen, who escaped from The Whacky Races, only so far as Mutley has not yet caught up.

I did see Dan and Sarah today and whilst their baby like creature has not yet turned into the beautiful human person it is destined to be ( UGLY DUCKLING BABY TIME) did have a moment where i realised that the ugliest baby I have ever seen is in fact human. Very attractive parents.
 Also It was really nice to see  how Dan was with him. I could only wish my father was that good, even though I was a much better looking baby.

The next days are going to be difficult. Irish people, Stoke people, I might as well say , walking piles of nonsense on moneyed legs.

But. It seems that Karen, has tracked down Mr Darren Lockyer.
 And without him I would not be here in Greece now.