2nd time in two days. im going for the record. I fear i will beat it as I know I will have lots to write about in the coming days. Currently we have a lovely couple here who are getting married on Saturday. Unfortunately, their very extended family is with them. the parents of the bride are lovely people, but I am at the moment quite upset  with someone I normally think is one of the best people on the planet. .
"Smile more" , can't you just try and smile"? "Look all i want to say is can you just try a bit harder tomorrow?
Yes, if you try a bit harder tomorrow to understand that running your arse off, trying to be nice to the sort of people who only go out twice a year, and expect everything at the drop of a hat, when cocktails , for eg, take time to be made, isn't the best receipe for a fun filled night at work.
 Funny,, that everyone except you attention demanding twats seems to be so happy that they leave 10 euro tips. I'm so so so sorry that whilst running around like a blue arsed fly, keeping note of what everyone has had to drink, I forgot to flash a smile at the table of stupid oozo drinkers whose combined intelligence would amount to a couple of snails after a good line of salt.
NO, for the third time in two hours, we do not have any fucking cheesecake.Yes, yesterday we did. today we don't. It's not fucking macdonalds, it's a bar on a small Greek island, run and worked by people who give over and above what is called for.

It;s stupid o'clock and I'm writing my first wittering for a long time but i can't do it in facebook posts anymore. there is too much to write about. the horrible granny who looks like the inside of a freshly roasted chicken and makes everyone sit inside every bar she goes to , hence Granny Sunblock, the simpering twat queen who sits and gazes lovingly at me every night, the fat turd, and the other elephant in the room; and the new queen, who escaped from The Whacky Races, only so far as Mutley has not yet caught up.

I did see Dan and Sarah today and whilst their baby like creature has not yet turned into the beautiful human person it is destined to be ( UGLY DUCKLING BABY TIME) did have a moment where i realised that the ugliest baby I have ever seen is in fact human. Very attractive parents.
 Also It was really nice to see  how Dan was with him. I could only wish my father was that good, even though I was a much better looking baby.

The next days are going to be difficult. Irish people, Stoke people, I might as well say , walking piles of nonsense on moneyed legs.

But. It seems that Karen, has tracked down Mr Darren Lockyer.
 And without him I would not be here in Greece now.